

Buzz: The Early Years
part 3
Buzz went to his first rock show when he was quite young. Needless to say he
was stoned on beer when the first notes of the screaming electric guitar came
crashing through the loudspeakers. For Buzz it was the beginning of a new
lifestyle that would eventually take him to the big outdoor rock show where we
last left him. Buzz quickly fell into a rock and roll trance and soon his life
revolved around the next big rock show that came into town. Show after show,
beer after beer and vomit after vomit, Buzz was soon indoctrinated into all the
goings on of the big rock show, from a verm viewpoint anyways, and bought all
the latest copies of the rock mags, and out of all of them ‘Spleen’ was his all
time favorite. He couldn’t wait for the day when he could get his drivers
license.
Along with all this concert action Buzz’ hormones were starting to circulate
around his marijuana and beer soaked body. He started noticing girls bodies,
especially their tits, an in this of course he was not alone. Buzz’s parents had
never explained the birds and the bees to young Buzz, but it didn’t take long
for Buzz to figure out that the throbbing in his pants needed to be taken care of
by a person of the opposite sex, a “Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hands”. For
Buzz this probably meant a person of the opposite sex that was also a bit
dubious in character.
Buzz’ first sexual encounter was with a girl everyone called Lulu, although
Buzz was never sure if that was her real name or not. It was a a small rock
show at the high school gym. A band named after the lead guitar player and
the drummer, who were brothers. Van Halen or something like that, Buzz
could not remember, and it was not important to him at the time, because his
root was throbbing and Lulu was moistening and the music was driving him
into a frenzy (we already know about that) and he wanted to get into Lulu,
really into her.. But where do you go at a small rock show to get laid? Well
Buzz went to the woods, where it was dark and damp and the night was
beckoning. Lulu was in with Buzz’ crowd too, popping pills and drinking
anything they could steal out of their parents liquor stash. Her breath in fact
was heavy with the smell of crème d’menthe or something of that sticky nature
and Buzz was reeling from the smell as he bent down to kiss Lulu and feel her
breasts through her baggy bra. Lulu fumbled with his pants at the same time,
and soon they were squirming around like a few guppies out of water. How
many of us can remember those first awkward but ever so powerful hormonal
induced, drug fueled, teenaged bumblings we put ourselves through? We can
only imagine now how Buzz and Lulu found their way back to the rock show in
the gym, leaves stuck to their skin and worn out lipstick and t-shirts tucked
into dirty fruit of the looms.
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