Stage Hands – Fifi Sez….

May 16, 2011
To all of the stage hands that I have come across lately, it’s great to see that the economic down turn has routed out MOST of the bad eggs…. There are still a few that would rather do it the way THEY think is right and NOT the way it was told to them! I won’t go into details cause some of you out there have a VERY thin skin… (you know who you are, and don’t deny it). Things to remember as a stage hand… you are there to help, it is NOT a fashion show, high heels are NOT the proper footwear for working on a ramp, stage or truck! Yes they do make yer ass look great but that’s about it. Now if yer playing the part of “Little Rock Connie” then more power to you! which means that you should be in the back of the bus and not the back of the truck…. On another note, your “C” wrench dose you no good if it’s in your bag, in the car, in the union office! It should be attached to you when you get on the job….. And you in the spandex pants for load in…. if you are planning on wearing that fine, just wear a thong. or nothing at all, and you can’t get pissed off that we spend time looking at your ass. if you didn’t want us to look then why did you wear it to a place where sex is part of the creedo!!! Other than that I would like to say that I will miss you all this summer, and that for everyone of you that I have the pleasure to meet and to work with, it has been not only a pleasure but also an honor…. Be safe this summer and yes there are more eggheads on our end of things, and it would seem that you guys are getting better and we road guys are getting much dumber. God Bless you all this summer…. And I will keep writing on this page…

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